Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)